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Hi! I'm Jessie the Cat! The house is starting to get cold, I hope Kevin and Darren get the heater working again soon! Brrrr! I haven't written in a very long time. I was bored of using Kevin's computer. Lately I've just been spending a lot of time sleeping on the ottoman in the living room.
Last night there was a girl who was trying to attack me! She kept calling me a monkey! It got me very confused...am I a Monkey?
Kevin better clean the litter when he gets home or I'll pee on his bed again!
Don't forget to feed me!
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[23 Dec 2003|09:13am] |
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Hi. I am Jessie the Cat! Things sure have changed around the house these past few months, I don't know what to do with myself! Kevin (there were two Kevins that lived here) moved out and I heard he will be taking Dru with him, and I like her. We cuddle up and sleep together a lot. She was much better than Luna. I don't miss Luna at all...she was a weirdo. Kevin put some cat nip on my scratching board and I nearly lost my head! It was fantastic, I don't know about you folks out there...but I LOVE THAT STUFF! Kevin told me about a friend of his in high school who smoked it once. I don't think I could do that. It seems too yucky. I'd rather just eat it!
I went Christmas shopping over the weekend, I bought Kevin some socks, Darren some socks, and Paul some socks. I bought Dru and Sasha some socks too. I hope they like them!
Why do I eat plants? I just throw it up anyway? I do not know.
My new favorite band this month is Uriah Heap!
Kevin really needs to buy us some new kitty litter. It kind of looks like mud at this point. I will remind him of this when he gets home from work today.
I hope you all have a great day! Don't forget to feed me!
Love,
Jessie.
I am going to sleep now.
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[06 Oct 2003|09:47am] |
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Hi!
I'm Jessie the cat!
It's been quiet in my happy house. Luna the cat has finally left us, she was adopted to another home yesterday afternoon. I hope she is happy, though I am going to miss tormenting her. Still, she pooped on the carpet often and that was an insult to myself and the other cats. At least we use the poop boxes...no matter how poorly they may be kept.
Soooooooo Summer is over! Yay! No more heat! No more melting! It is all fun and games now! Yay! I've been spending a lot of time with Kevin lately. I can tell that he is sad, so I've been sitting on his lap, giving him little licks, whenever he is sitting at his computer.
Boy, I sure am tired all of the sudden. I will probably take a nap as soon as I am done typing this. I had a lot of exciting adventures to tell you all about...but...for some reason I forgot them all. How funny!
Don't forget to feed me!
So long for now! I'm a cat!
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| Oh, the Summer time blues |
[08 Aug 2003|08:56am] |
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Hi every one!
I am Jessie the cat! Yay!
Summer has not been very much fun, in fact, I am having a miserable time. Some how fleas got into the house and now everything is just rotten! Drew has it bad, Sasha seems to scratch her self every so often, and Luna...I do not think that Luna has one flea on her! It could be that she is a cat from outer space.
I saw a movie a few years ago about a cat from outer space.
So far Kevin has given me three baths. I scratched him up pretty good the first time, but the last one I eased up a little, because I know the bath is for my own good. I know I am a happy boy, but I must confess that I HATE FLEAS!
Last night Kevin and I hung out on the couch and watched a movie called Kiss Me Quick. I do not know how he felt about it, but I loved it! Yay! Lots of really pretty girls! I wish Kevin had more pretty girls come over to the house so I could sit on their lap.
Luna pooped on the carpet again this morning. She better wise up soon, or Kevin is going to sell her to some friendly people in Chinatown! Oh, I am just kidding, Kevin would not do that! Besides, I doubt that cats from outer space would taste good. Hey! I bet ALF would love to eat her! He sure is funny.
Okay, this is a long post, but I am a cat and I do not care!
Have fun every one!
Yay!
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[11 Jul 2003|02:12pm] |
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Hi everyone, I am Jessie the Cat. I haven't been having a very fun Summer. Some friends and I were going to go on another vacation, but that fell apart. It's hard trying to get all of my cat friends organized, they all want to do different things.
So instead I've been hanging around the house trying to keep cool, the Summer is brutal and all I can do is stretch out and sleep. It's even been too hot to chase Luna around the house.
Kevin told me that I sound like Gamera when I meow. Do I? I am a cat and Gamera is a turtle, I don't understand.
Speaking of Luna, she threw up an absolutely huge hairball on the living room floor on Wednesday morning! These cats I live with are complete slobs. You would never catch me doing something like that!
I have a joke.
A cat walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Hey, I think my father was in here earlier. Did you see him?" The bartender replies "I don't know, what does he look like?"
Hahaha! Get it? "What does he look like?" Silly bartender, He looks like me, cause he is cat! I am so silly.
See ya later! Don't forget to feed me!
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[06 Jun 2003|07:00am] |
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Hi, It is me! Jessie! I was on a camping trip in Canada for the past few weeks. It was fun, made lots of new friends and pooped a lot in the forest. Our campsite was attacked by 34 bears and many cats were brutally eaten, but not me! I was lucky!
Oh well, these are the sort of things you got to expect when you go camping in Canada.
Drew the cat is a dangerous one. She has been picking on Luna a lot. She is also very disgusting. While I was sitting here I watched her throw up on the kitchen floor and then she ate her up vomit back up! Even I wouldn't do that! I bet she must be a lot of fun when she has had a wild night visiting the local bars!
I have to go to sleep now. Have a fun day!
Love,
Jessie the cat.
PS - More pictures soon!
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[09 May 2003|07:12am] |
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Hi! I'm Jessie and I am a cat. I was on vacation for a little while, just got back last night.
Things are going great! I puked in the kitchen floor last night, but Kevin and Darren were not too mad at me because I made sure it all went on the kitchen tile. It was chicken flavored food...I love chicken! Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Today I plan on sleeping and chasing Luna around the house. I don't know why, but she reminds me of Barbara Streisand. I am not sure if that is how you spell her name, so sorry! I am a cat! Why should I care about spelling!!
I am going to ask Kevin if I can borrow his car this weekend. Wonder what he will say? Have a fun day! When you see a chicken, think of me!
Jessie!
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[28 Apr 2003|07:52pm] |
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Hi!
It is me! Jessie the cat! Sorry it has been a few days since I updated my adventures, I did a lot of sleeping, eating, and pooping this weekend. I was so busy that I did not have any time to use Kevin's computer!
Here is a photo of me and Sasha. She is really mean but I still love her. Sometimes we get together and play. Sometimes she hits me in the head with her paw. Sometimes she chases me.
Today I slept on the ottoman.
Luna was bad, she pooped in the living room AGAIN! I think Kevin should get rid of her.
Bye!
I gotta poop!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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[24 Apr 2003|10:39pm] |
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This is me and my old friend Luna! We were the best of friends, now we fight all the time. It makes me sad. I don't understand what went wrong?
I am going to go to sleep now. Scanners and Photoshop make me tired.
Good night. I'll be back in a few days!
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[24 Apr 2003|04:17pm] |
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Hi!
Kevin is not home, so I am using his computer again! I ran around the house today and chased after Luna the cat. She lives with me too, but I don't like her anymore because she always hisses at me! We used to be such good friends! After that I pooped and slept on the ottoman for a few hours.
Tomorrow I am going to rip up the couch!
Yaaaay!
More pictures are coming!
Stay tunned for more of my adventures!
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[23 Apr 2003|06:28pm] |
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This is me! I am in Kevin's bed, but I look a little blurry. I have lots of photos so hopefully they will look better. I am still getting used to typing, my skills with the scanner are not so great.
Today I puked on the steps and Darren was a little mad at me.
More soon!
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[23 Apr 2003|09:27am] |
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This is my first entry! Not too sure how to type yet, but I am working on it! Stay tuned for my exciting adventures!
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